R.S class can be fun!

A boy was poking a girl in the back with a ruler. The teacher asks a question 'Who is gods son?' and the boy pokes the ruler into the girls back and she shouts out
'JESUS CHRIST!!'
'Correct' says the teacher. who is Jesus's father?' the boy does it again and she shouts
'GOD ALMIGHTY!!'
'If you think your so clever', says the teacher 'what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 100th baby?' the boy pokes her, so she turns round and says to the boy
'IF YOU STICK THAT THING INTO ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF!'
'Correct!' says the teacher.