R.S class can be fun!

A boy was poking a girl in the back with a ruler. The teacher asks a question 'Who is gods son?' and the boy pokes the ruler into the girls back and she shouts out
'JESUS CHRIST!!'
'Correct' says the teacher. who is Jesus's father?' the boy does it again and she shouts
'GOD ALMIGHTY!!'
'If you think your so clever', says the teacher 'what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 100th baby?' the boy pokes her, so she turns round and says to the boy
'IF YOU STICK THAT THING INTO ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF!'
'Correct!' says the teacher.

Bob the Cowboy Builder

Bob the cowboy builder is building Farmer Pickle's kitchen.

"Oi! Farmer Pickles! I'm now taking cash up front! So gimmi the dosh!" said Bob.
"Why have you started doin' that?" said Farmer Pickles.
"My boss says, uh, so just give it 'ere and i'll be off."
"But you can't leave my kitchen in a state like this!"
"Keep yer' hair on, i'll come back!"

Two weeks later, the only change in Farmer Pickles kitchen is that farmer Pickles isn't in it.

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